In my loving innocence, I suggested to my dear husband, Ameir, that he put himself as an administrator on me photo gallery and blog so he could edit and change designs, picture titles, etc. Little did I know that he would use the oppurtunity granted by me trust to sabotage me blog and reveal me deep hidden secret, one I had kept locked in the vault of me heart for ages.

Now that my secret has been so openly revealed, I can no longer hide behind this mild-mannered muhajjibah demeanor, savvy? I am a pirate, and a proud one at that. I’ve dedicated my life to this sweet trade. Aye, me hearties, I do have a mask and two swords in me possession, as well as a black cape and a hat with the initials of me pirate title emblazoned across the front. Now that I’ve graduated, it is my intention to pick up a crew in Lahore, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer me weasely black guts out.

Ameir be Chief Swabber of the Deck and be responsible for the training and maintenance of my trusty parrot, Chota T. If he keeps his mangy hands off of me blog, I may be persuaded to promote him to First Mate. Else he walks the plank.

Where’s me rum?

The Masked Taebo
Commodore of the Punjab Fleet
Pirate of Seas, Oceans, Lakes, Rivers, Small Streams and Bubbling Brooks, and Occasionally Bathtubs (if There is To Be Found There a Goode Quantity of Goode Scented Bubbles)

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